Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Next Life

One of the greatest quotes ever, by Woody Allen, the genius:

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Illness

Just as I get over my cold, it turns out that I might have bronchitis. The feeling I experience upon climbing a flight of stairs is what I imagine it would be like for a 350 lb smoking, asthmatic, diabetic. When I get to the top of the stairs I have to stop, sit down, and catch my breath. Probably not a good sign.

It looks like "Hello Argentine Health System" for me. Actually, if I still can't breath tomorrow and my lungs continue to feel like an angry Porteño punched me repeatedly in the chest, I will be going to the Italian Hospital with Roberto, a rather charming and secluded gem of a hospital just 3 blocks from my house.

The huge downside of all this...I might not be able to go to Cabo Polonio this week/weekend. Wednesday is right around the corner. Bummer. I already paid for boat/bus/hostel. What a waste of money and a waste of a hell of a good time. Oh well, at least I am not a 350 lb diabetic!

Whenever I am feeling down, I just watch my favorite Monty Python Sketch

Lyrics:

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...





Sunday, March 28, 2010

Glen Roger's

In a last ditch effort to cure my incessant cough, Roberto gets the bottle of Glen Roger's Scotch Whiskey and pours me a liberal glassful. Not sure if it will help. Not sure if alcohol is even good for me at this point. But, hell, you only live once! Viva Argentina!

Cabo Polonio




So, I haven't posted in a while because nothing interesting has happened in my life. I have not left the house in the last few days. I have had a cold since thursday night and am fighting a nasty cough right now. I blame it on the lack of fruits and vegetables in my diet. I swear to god that Argentines live on pizza, empanadas, steak, sausage, mate, and cigarettes. I don't know how they do it and stay as thin as they do. Either way I have modified my diet to include at least 3-4 litres (thats right, almost a gallon) of water, at least one glass of fresh squeezed orange juice, and a few cups of green tea a day. I just need to get over this cough before heading to Cabo Polonio this weekend.

Which brings me to the trip. This week is Semana Santa and as all of South America is extremely religious we have thursday-sunday off to travel. So, a couple of friends and I have booked tickets for wednesday morning to take a boat across Rio de la Plata to Colonia, Uruguay, catch a bus from Colonia to Montevideo, spend the day and evening in Montevideo raising hell, or just doing touristy stuff, whatever, and then catching a 1 AM bus up the coast past Costa del Este to a little known hippy town called Cabo Polonio.

Coincidentally, where we are going looked vaguely familiar to me and I discovered today that I had seen it somewhere. Of course, I remembered, Anthony Bourdain went there. So, I checked the episodes, and sure enough he went to Cabo Polonio. Here is the clip. Check it out.

Anyways, we take a bus up the coast to a small town where we get off, pay for a 4x4 truck to take us almost an hour through the sand dunes to Cabo Polonio. Once there, we have rented a room in a "hostel" so to speak. It is a wind swept shack on the beach with a working kitchen. Most of the houses here have no running water or electricity, so it can be pretty sparse, however our hostel has solar panels to run lights and a fridge and water tanks on the roof to provide gravity fed running water.

I plan on renting a surf fishing rod, pitching a chair on the beach, and bringing along a couple of litres of beer and a cooler and relaxing as much as is humanly possible. I have talked up my cooking skills to the guys so I have to be a good cook now. I am not worried, however, I will be cooking for 7 so it might get a little stressful at times seeing what everybody wants. Oh well, should be an overall amazing time, assuming I don't have this horrible cough still when I get there. My severe water intake and absolute lack of activity should render me 100% in no time. I hope.

More to come soon.






Wednesday, March 24, 2010

La Marcha


























































Día nacional de la Memoria por la verdad y la Justicia

Today is the National Day of Memory for Truth and Justice here in Argentina. It marks the date, 34 years ago (I think...1976) that the most brutal military dictatorship overthrew the civilian government, destroyed all institutions (courts and congress), abolished political parties, abolished freedom of speech and of press, all in the name of combatting terrorism and leftist ideology. The military government, through means of torture, "disappearing," and murder, sought to systematically remove all who opposed the dictatorship or expressed any radical leftist views. During the 8 years that the dictatorship was in power up to 30,000 people were "disappeared," that is, likely killed, but few bodies have been found.

There were concentration camps set up around the city where dissidents were held, tortured, and killed. Many were pushed out of planes into the ocean where they either died from the fall or from drowning. And thousands of children were taken from their mothers when they were born. The children were given away to supporters of the military regimes. The mothers were killed.

It was a dark, obviously, period in Argentine history. A period that most here don't want to talk about because it lives freshly in their memory. I think most of the older generation here know many that were tortured, killed, or disappeared and would rather not have to remember those horrible experiences.

ANYWAYS, on a lighter note, today I am attending a march of millions of people that gather on this day in Congress square to march 15 blocks from Congress down to the Casa Rosada (the head of the executive branch...the pink house... that is pink incidentally because white paint used to be mixed with ox blood to give it some color and thin it out). I am going to march with some friends from FLACSO who are going with their families to honor those who disappeared during this time period. Afterwards, in the Plaza de Mayo, in front of the Casa Rosada, there are going to be big concerts and traditional dance shows. It should be very exciting. I will post pictures when I return.


Monday, March 22, 2010

Lost in Translation

Here is a quote that I find fascinating from a text I am reading for my Service Learning class about the importance of language and word choice...(this is my rough translation):

"Differences in language can provide evidence for profound cultural divisions. A North America academic once told me that 'solidarity' sounded like an invasion of personal responsibility by means of confidence in 'the collective community.' He was horrified when I told him that 'individualism' in spanish is translated as 'selfishness' or 'egomania.' In fact, individual initiative and collective action have played different roles in the history of the north and the south and are valued in different forms in both latino and anglo cultures. Since the Magna Carta and the US Declaration of Independence, 'individualism' in english evokes the defense of individual interests, the affirmation of one's own thoughts, and the liberty and admiration for the self made man. In spanish, an 'individualist' perspective towards social problems sounds like a contradiction of terms: when the poverty and social problems are so overwhelming, one cannot confront them by themselves. Solidarity doesn't signify the evasion of individual responsibility but rather confronts the problems in a more efficient form: together with others that have the same problems."

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Observations

I have not posted for a few days. I apologize. I have been busy, or lazy, or both. Either way, it is raining today and I think I am just going to stay in, relax, watch the Superclásico futbol game between Boca and River at 3 on TV (this is the Argentine equivalent of the Yankee-Redsox matchup, but more violent and a lot more exciting. People will get stabbed. Riots will break out. Cars will be burned. Well, okay, probably not. But it is illegal to wear a futbol jersey supporting a team to the stadium because when you leave you could be beaten senseless by supporters of the opposite team. Scary. Their soccer here is very much like religion in the sense that supporters resort to violence to destroy and eradicate their opponents. I feel bad for some of my friends that have blown 200 US dollars to go see this game. It is now thundering and lightenining (I don't think this is actually a word). Despite the wet, cold, and miserable time they will have with the weather, I bet the experience will still be worth it.

A few interesting observations:

My host father's TV remote that he uses for his 40 year old TV (an obvious exaggeration, but not too much) is broken. The down channel button doesn't function. So, instead of going out and buying a new remote (which an American would do in a heartbeat) he tells me he has to bring it to a remote repair shop. That's right. A shop here in Buenos Aires that fixes TV remotes. That is their specialty. They exist. (Does this say something about American consumer culture?). They also have shops for light bulbs. Shops that specialize in wall switches and plugs. There are shops that sell just door handles and others that just sell watch bands. Not kidding. Have seen them all. If it is broken here in Buenos Aires you don't replace it. You fix it. When it can't be fixed again you replace it. I don't think Wal Marts do very well here.

I was having a conversation the other night with a 31 year old Argentine guy name Sebastian who works at community centers with kids and at night is a video DJ in local cultural centers. When I asked him what
he did, in spanish mind you, he attempted to explain to me that he was paid to do "free time" with the kids. I thought he was joking. He wasn't. He is paid to play with kids during the day. Sounds pretty good to me.

Anyhow, we were having a conversation about Politics and we somehow stumbled onto the subject of Iran. It is important to note, before I tell this story, that most of the youth here in Argentina are not only extremely involved in politics but they are schooled in the great communist philosophers (Marx, Lenin, etc...) and many belong to radical youth parties who believe in revolutions and communist governments. Why they haven't come to the conclusion that such a system just doesn't work at all, I don't know, but they keep on believing it.

So, back to Sebastian. We were talking about Iran and he said he has a good friend that just got back from Tehran where he was studying Islamic culture. He tells me that everything we here about Iran is false. The government treats its people well. Women have equal rights. Iran is a very pleasant place to live.
Political protesters have the right to fair trials after their arrests. There are few to no human rights violations. It is, according to Sebastian, apparently a myth spun by the western media to support an invasion. Oh yes, and he also tells me that there is a sizable jewish muslim population that lives very comfortably in the country. Now, I know that the western media and government has a certain tendency to not question things they should question and perhaps mislead and cherry pick information. However, I don't believe a thing that Sebastian says about Iran. I don't know what this guy was smoking but either I am very naive or ignorant or he is being very easily manipulated.

Friday night I went to Thelonious Jazz Bar with my buddy Josh to see a quartet of very talented musicians. The quartet, led by bassist Arturo Puertas, (check out the song Siete Puertas) has a tenor sax player,
bassist, drumer, and pianista. They were celebrating the release of their new disc. They were great. The piano player was very soulful, heavily influenced my McCoy Tyner and took some great solos. The tenor player sounded a lot like Michael Brecker, just not nearly as good, and the drummer was extremely responsive and sustained some awesome energy. Josh and I split a bottle of Malbec wine during the show. Total bill: 40 pesos each for the entrance and for the wine. $10 bucks for a half bottle of wine and a 2 hour show. Good deal!

After the show Josh and I headed over to the residencia (the other housing option for us Flacso kids) and hung out with some chileans, brazilians, and others south americans. I met some really nice Chilean kids. Most of them were very talkative and eager to chat about cultural differences and Buenos Aires. A Brazilian kid, Vini, is here for 6 years studying medicine. He wants to be an eye doctor. He said that it is infinitely easier to be excepted to medical study programs in Buenos Aires and a lot of Brazilians come here for schooling. Apparently in Brazil 3% of those that apply to Med school actually get in. Sounds like quite the acceptance rate. I am sure those that do make it turn out to be some great doctors though. Those that flee to Buenos Aires to study, not so sure.

Last night a group of way too many Americans and I went to an amazing Folklore show. Juan Falú, Juan Quintero, and Carlos Aguirre, three of the most talented Folklore musicians in Argentina, teamed up for an amazing show. Folklore is very traditional music from very distinct regions of Argentina. It is similar to folk music, I guess you could say, from the US. I would probably describe it in the same vein as Americana music that comes from the Appalachia region but with different instruments. It is undeniably Argentine.



Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Mate and Classes


So, I need to put a post on here about mate.
As you can see on the left, the gourds that mate is consumed from are sold everywhere. And I mean everywhere. You can't go 100 feet without seeing a mate gourd, whether it be in somebody's hand, in a store, or on the street. Why? Because this entire country is extremely addicted to the stuff. Mate, for those of you who don't know, is made from the ground up leaf of yerba mate plant. The mate plant is very common throughout most of South America, and contrary to popular belief, it has nothing in common with the coca leaf that is used to make cocaine. That tea is called mate de coca. Not what they drink here.
Anyhow, the mate has three types of caffeine in it. The combination of caffeine stimulants simultaneously has an extreme calming affect on muscle tissue and a stimulating effect on heart and brain tissue, therefore, you feel relaxed and at the same time very alert and energetic. What a great combination!
Now, since this may sounds a lot like a drug that should be illegal, just wait, it gets better.
So, the way that Argentines drink the stuff is very much like somebody getting ready to take a drug. The process is very ritualistic.

Step 1. All Argentines have their mate kits that contain a gourd, a bombilla (silver spoon to drink it with), their package of ground mate, a paper card (for which I will explain in a second), sugar (if you want it, most don't use it), and a thermos of hot water. These things, I swear to you, are carried just about everywhere by just about every Argentine. You see them in the street, in offices, in parks, at school, with professors, with students, outside of school, on the ground, walking around, in boats, and while fishing. I am not kidding. They are everywhere.

Step 2. Anyways, back to the preparation. Open mate bag. Carefully pour into gourd until it is 2/3 full, roughly. Take the piece of paper and place on top of the gourd. Shake it back and forth. I make this sound like a clumsy action. But it is very graceful. The object is to get the mate dust to settle on the top so that the least amount reaches the bottom of the gourd to be sucked up through the straw. In the end it doesn't really matter because the person who is serving the mate has to drink the first, and usually most disgusting, brew.

Step 3. Now, in the street they don't need cold water because their hot water isn't steaming hot. However, in the house, you fill the gourd with cold water so that the dry mate absorbs the cold water to prevent scorching of the leaves. As I said, this isn't necessary in the street, so, the water is added straight from the thermos.

Step 4. Drink. This is done in a very ritualistic manner. The person who brought the mate drinks the first and often second cup. Then the gourd is refilled with water by the owner and is passed in a very precise fashion to the next person. That person drinks until the water is gone. It is refilled and passed to the next. The gourd is refilled again and again until the leaves no longer have any flavor.

Step 5. Empty and repeat. I don't know what their deal is, but they never stop. They are addicted to the stimulating effects or to the act of drinking it or most likely both. Either way, they're hooked.

I, on the other hand am not quite hooked, though I do love the stuff. I am drinking it as I type this blog post. I also plan on buying my own gourd and thermos sometime soon to bring to parks for picnics. Who knows, maybe I'll bring it home and drink it in class at Skidmore. I am sure the professor would love me for it.

As for current events in my life: I am thinking of where I want to travel over Semana Santa, a four day weekend coming up in the beginning of April. A group of my friends are going to Brazil, a place I would love to visit, but one that is both too far and too expensive. Another group are going to a beach in Uruguay. That could be fun, but I want to explore Argentina. There are tons of places I would love to go. I want to see Perito Moreno, the giant glacier down in Patagonia. I want to go to Tierra Del Fuego, the southern tip of the country. I would love to go to Cataratas to see Iguazu falls and the rainforests. My only problem: most of the kids I would normally try to travel with have already been to these places. Bummer. I will figure something out.

And now for something completely different...

I started my first class last night in the University of Buenos Aires. Classes began yesterday for the entire University and interestingly enough there is a strike tomorrow in the entire faculty of social sciences and all classes are called off. Oh, Buenos Aires how I love thee so.

Back to the building. The University, as it is so large (380k students), is spread out all over the city. The building I went to last night is used for Social Work classes. The class I attended is called Social Politics, which, for some reason is a social work class and not a politics class. It doesn't really matter. I got there at 5:30 for my 6PM class. I got there early because I wanted to make sure I found the building and the classroom alright. I did. I entered the classroom at about 5 minutes of 6. Nobody else was in there. AT around 6:10 people started filtering in. By 6:20 the classroom was full but no professor. At 6:30 the professor shows up, but, as it turns out, he isn't the lecture professor he is only the practical professor. So he starts to tell us that the hours got screwed up and the professor won't actually arrive until 7. Fine. He said a lot of other things that not only did I not understand but confused the rest of the class. Then the real professor enters and explains to us other things that I didn't really understand and confused the class even more. Luckily there is another American in the class that was as confused as I was.

Despite the confusion, the professor was great. He is an older balding man who has taught at the university for 25 years, is a favorite of the students, and is very animated and very funny.

As for the class content, I know I am going to have a very very tough time at first. Not only does the professor talk very quickly but he uses a lot of vocabulary that I am not familiar with. It is amazing how quickly you lose track of what someone is saying if you don't know a verb he is using. On top of that, he is teaching the class to 4th year seniors who have specialized in this field and have a much broader understanding of the material he is covering (in addition to speaking the language he is teaching in). Then there is trying to take notes in Spanish while listening to what he is saying and not losing track of your thought or his words. AND on top of THAT, the texts he assigned us are, as he warned us, extremely complex. So, wish me luck. I kind of want to cry.

Luckily the class is only once a week on Monday nights. What's not so fortunate is that the class is 4 hours long. 2 hours of lecture, 2 hours of discussion.

Before I finish this extremely long post I need to describe the classroom a little bit. The building is old and falling apart with filthy walls and broken lights. The halls are FILLED, and I mean FILLED, with political propaganda. The young people here are extremely involved with politics. What is interesting, however, is that most of the posters are calling for Marxist revolutions and communist style governments. What a difference from the US.

Once in the classroom most of the students have their mate gourds and are sipping away. They all occasionally take breaks during class to step out and smoke cigarettes in the hallways. How convenient. They don't even have to step outside!

Anyways, that is all for now, I am sick of typing. Apology for the lack of real structure in the post. I am working on my stream of consciousness style. James Joyce would be proud.


Sunday, March 14, 2010

Cemetario de Recoleta




Here are a few photos of a big cemetery for the rich and famous of Buenos Aires. Eva Peron is even buried here. With the story of her body, though, I am not sure if it is even really her. It is rumored, and this is mentioned in the linked article, that vandals once cut off her hands to have fingerprint access to her husband's swiss bank accounts which contained the stolen gold of Nazi war criminals that Eva and Juan agreed to harbor here in Argentina.

CD?

So, yesterday I went to a "chino" (this is what they call supermarkets here because almost all are run by asians. It isn't important that most of the asians aren't Chinese. Calling them Chinese is just a super easy and convenient stereotype. Oh, also, all the crime is caused by Peruvians, because, hell, there is another easy scapegoat. My host dad tells me to watch out for Peruvians because they are crazy and will rob me blind. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I don't have the cultural sensibility to tell Peruvians and Argentines apart by sight, let alone accent.) Anyways, back to the chino. I went to one down the street to buy a card to recharge my cell phone. The phones here are like track phones in the US, just much much more expensive. I walked into the place and there was nobody at the counter, seeing as how the owner, a "chino" was outside smoking a cigarette. Well, he took his sweet time to return and sat down at the register. I asked him, in Spanish, "si tiene una tarjeta de Claro para cargar mi movil," that is, if he had a Claro card to charge my cell phone with. He turns around and opens up a carton of CDs and places one on the counter. He asks me if I want a case. I tell him that I don't want a CD, I want a card to put money on my cell phone. He looks at me confused and then with a look of great surprise says "Ohhhhhh, una tarjeta!" Yes, a card. CD and Tarjeta sound quite drastically different in Spanish. Maybe he is just learning too.

Either way, I hopped on a bus and went to the Feria de los Mataderos yesterday. I giant cultural fair in the southern part of the city. When we arrived it was, of course, closed. As my luck getting into events here is quite poor. But we found this busy little pizza joint nearby that had no tables, just a bar, and a very pleasant and talkative old man named Rodrigo behind the counter. My friend Lauren goes up to the counter and orders us a pizza, some faina (a polenta like substance made out of chickpeas in the shape of a pizza) and a litre of beer. Halfway through the meal the owner sends us another leader of beer on the house. He proceeds to talk to us about the "golden days" of Argentina when there was little crime and the city was beautiful. He said that those days are long gone and crime and filth are rampant. Sounds like the diatribe of an aging man trying to cling to the past. However, I think him comments have some truth to them. Apparently this city used to be very very safe. You could walk the streets alone at night at 6 or 7 AM and be just fine. They don't recommend that anymore. The Peruvians will getcha.

Anyways, Rodrigo tells us that he hopes that we don't think all Argentines are bad people, that the employees and himself are not bad people, and that we have a good experience here and leave with a good impression of the place. So, upon leaving, we go to pay (which would be a roughly 37 peso meal) and he shows us what we owe him on a calculator by typing a zero on the screen. We are, of course, confused at first, until he tells us that we owe him nothing, because he wants us to return to the US and tell everyone about the beauty of Argentina. He says all of this with tears in his eyes. Gives us all the traditional kiss on the cheek. We say goodbye and leave dumbfounded. I read that Argentines were extremely friendly and welcoming of strangers. I guess I just saw one at his best!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Tigre

Very gross Spider
Big Boat
Big Abandoned Boat.

So, on Thursday I went with my class to Tigre. A town upriver from Buenos Aires and easily reached by train from the city. It lies at the base of this vast maze of waterways all connecting to one of the major arteries that empties into the bay here by Buenos Aires, el Rio Paraná.

The trip was gorgeous. You get on a small lancha (boat) in Tigre and for about an hour or so you navigate these waterways of murky brown water. The inlets and outlets are studded with small vacation houses on stilts, crumbling docks, and old abandoned ships that were run ashore and left to rust. Once you get to the river Parana, the waterways disappear and you enter this massive river which is filled with floating debris making its way from Brazil to the ocean. The giant river, about 1600 miles long and 300 ft deep (second longest river in South America behind the Amazon), is also the main artery for many of the communities upriver and is loaded with these massive (and I mean massive) cargo ships that are probably anywhere from 300-500 feet long (maybe, my estimates aren't great).

We stayed in this smelly old hotel on the side of the river that was infested with cockroaches and massive spiders. We were also fed some pretty poor food and shown some pretty lousy entertainment. Oh well, it was still a good two days of lying around, sunbathing, and meeting some new people on the program.

Tonight I am going to the Feria de los Mataderos. I don't quite know what it is, aside from a cultural fair, or where it is but I am going with these two very sweet girls I met on the trip to Tigre who have been here for about 6 months already and know the city very well. More soon.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Very funny satire of Glenn Beck

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Rush

Oh, boy, Rush said today on his radio show that if the Democrats pass their health care plan he would move to Costa Rica. If there was any incentive for Democrats to act now and pass a bill, this would be it. Rush might be disappointed, however, to discover that Costa Rica has a single payer health care system. Or maybe he won't be, seeing as how Costa Rica has better health care outcomes than the United States.

Troops and Sausage

Translation: 20,000 Marines are not humanitarian Aid, they are an occupation of Haiti. Get rid of the UN troops immediately. Interesting. I didn't think there was anything left that anybody was interested in poor Haiti. Strange political statement.
On a lighter note, here is an awesome Chorizo grill where they are cooking dozens of these fat sausages to be served with French Bread for the classic (and new favorite of mine) Choripan. It is the sausage, grilled, cut in half and thrown on some crusty french bread with some chimichurri sauce (parsley, garlic, vinegar, tomato). Delicioussssssss.

Whoops

I ordered a coffee today and the waiter brought me a ham and cheese sandwich. Whoops.

Anyways, on a different note, things are really hot and sticky here. It was 31 degrees Celsius here today (87.8) and almost full humidity. It really makes the crammed subway rides that much more enjoyable. This morning I had to catch the 9:00 AM subway, the worst possible subway, and was jammed into a crowd of people who literally elbow their way on and off the train. Within 20 seconds of being crammed into this crowd you feel other people's sweat rolling down your arms and soaking your shirt. Gross.

I did step 1 of my visa this morning and bought the newspaper to read while waiting. I didn't get a chance to read it. Immigration police stations are really confusing.

Later I signed up for classes at the University of Buenos Aires. This is the school with 380,000 students. I was supposed to go to my first class tomorrow but we got an email saying that the professor was traveling and wouldn't return, for personal reasons, until next month. So, we have to make up the classes in April, May, and June. Yes, hello Argentina.

The way my class sign up has worked is that I have two weeks to go to classes. I have signed up for about 15 with overlapping times and locations. I try to go to all of them this and next week. I then get to see which materials interest me, which professors interest me, and whether or not my head will explode from Spanish overload (likely). What a civilized system.

I think I might sign up for Tango classes. Wish me luck. I have never taken a dance class in my life. I think I will probably embarrass the hell out of myself. Oh well! When in Rome.

Thursday we travel to Tigre, a small town upriver from Buenos Aires. It is only about 45 min. outside of the city. We will be staying in a hotel and split up into two groups. It should be fun, as long as I don't get eaten by mosquitos, which, by the way, are horrible here.

I am off to read the paper that I bought and eat some Salad that Robert is making me right now. More later.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Beef


Busy day yesterday. I went to meet my buddy Ted in the park (pictured above) that all the old men like to go to to play chess. Endearing, I know. And we hung out for a while there, met up with some other kids, and walked through the massive open market that the entire neighborhood of San Telmo becomes on Sundays. The Streets fill up with venders selling their leather goods, mate cups, and works of art. In addition. Street musicians intersperse themselves along the 20 or so blocks and play for tips. It is a pretty cool place. There are also some pretty nice leather bags for excellent prices.

After the market, we were planning on heading to the concert of this famous Argentinian guitarist QuiQue Sinesi (check out the link, he is a great player). He was playing at this cultural center for 4 hours for about a 2 dollar entrance fee. But, alas, we showed up at 9 when the concert started and they had sold out all of the seats, so we were turned away. We were in the ultra chic neighborhood Palermo Hollywood. Yes, named after California's Hollywood. So, we set out looking for a restaurant. We settled on this ultra busy joint named Las Cabras (the goats, presumably for the goat they offered on the menu). There were five of us. We got bread, 2 bottles of great Malbec (for about 3 dollars a piece), and I had a wonderfully cooked Bife de Chorizo, known in the US as the infamous New York Strip Steak. It was grilled on a wood fire, was about 2 inches thick, and probably a good 16 oz. The steak came with chimichurri sauce, a typical condiment, and a caesar salad. The whole meal set me back 45 pesos (including tip, wine, and meal), a total of about 11 bucks. Amazing! I love Argentina. We ate from about 9:45 to 12:30, walked a bit, caught a bus at 1:30 and was home by 2:00 AM...on a Sunday night. Though hardly as bad as Friday night's 6:30 AM arrival time home. It sure is tough to fall asleep when the sun is coming up. Anyways, more later. I am off to get ready for school. I sign up for my Spanish and FLACSO courses today. Cheers.

RAT TAIL!!!!! AHHHH

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Oscar Night

Well, so, here it is again, Oscar night. Now, I am not a huge fan of the oscars. When CRASH won in 2005 I have to say that I lost most of my faith in the ceremony. Either way, I saw the majority of the movies that were nominated for best picture, and, as much as I would like to think that Hurt Locker is going to win, I think that Cameron probably has it in the bag with Avatar. What a disappointment that would be. Aside from being a technically brilliant film, Avatar had little else going for it. As Christopher Orr over at the New Republican put it in his most recent article on why Avatar will win:

"If it wins, the industry will only have ratified Cameron’s cynical conceit that dialogue, spontaneity, individual performances, narrative ingenuity, and pretty much every other cinematic virtue may be sacrificed without cost on the altar of CGI thaumaturgy."

Amen. My fingers are crossed for The Hurt Locker, but I am not holding my breath.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

New Friends


So, I am doing my best to meet new people every day. Today I hung out with some guys from Georgetown and Occidental and we walked around extremely poor neighborhoods looking for Boca, the immigrant port town that is famously pictured on almost every Argentinian postcard (as seen here...not my picture by the way, I still have to open up my camera case). Anyways we were hassled ridiculously by people trying to sell us their extremely overpriced tourist fare. One asked me where I was from and I responded, in Spanish, that I was from Germany. He started to speak to me in German. That backfired. So, I told him that I didn't understand him because I am really from Canada. He then goes on to explain to me that he was glad that the Canadians beat the US in the Olympics. I didn't say anything else.

I also saw a woman on the subway the other day that had a tattoo on her neck declaring, in english, that "The Empire of the United States will Fall." Great, I thought, you are welcome to hate our country, but very very strange to have it tattooed on your neck.

Anyways, I am going out tonight to try the whole "boliche" scene, that is, bar scene, and might go to a club after that. I don't really want to go clubbing, but, we will see what happens. I am thinking I won't get in until 5 or 6 AM, either way. Wish me luck.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Advice for Obama

This is a hilarious new video of a reunion of the great SNL Presidential impersonators done by our very own Will Ferrell on Funny or Die. Well worth watching.

Coffee Party

I love it, an offspring of the Tea Party has grown, now called The Coffee Party: a group that believes in government but wants it to be accountable to people not big monied interests. Radical idea.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Carne

So, I am here safe and sound. My host father is very nice, very funny, and loves to eat. What a perfect match. He bends over backwards to do everything for me. I feel kind of useless. He won't even let me take my plate off the table when I am done eating and put it in the sink. I tell him that I wasn't planning on washing it, but he insists that I don't even remove it myself.

The weather here is gorgeous. It is in the mid 70s every day. I couldn't ask for better weather.

The kids here ended their summer break yesterday and went back to school. The streets were super busy. They were also inaugurating the new members of parliament yesterday. It was a big event.

Last night my host dad, Roberto, and his son, Alejandro, brought me to a traditional Parrilla (a restaurant that specializes in roasted and grilled meat). We drove about 30 minutes outside of the city and sat down outside so we could enjoy the extremely pleasant night air. Just inside of the glass wall there was a fire pit with a wood fire roaring in the middle. All around the edges there were piece of different animals on stakes, stuck in the ground kind of like this (just click on the word to follow the link). This cooking method is very typical of the gauchos (cowboys) of the pampas here in Argentina but produces an amazing cut of beef.

We ordered a salad with onions, lots of onions, and it was delivered with a massive bread basket of 5 or 6 different types of bread and 3 fried beef filled empanadas. We ordered a bottle of Argentinian table wine from Mendoza, which was amazing, and my host father ordered a big platter of food. They brought over a sizzling platter (which literally had coals in the bottom from the fire pit) that had on it chorizo, which here is more like a kiebalsa, blood sausage and stuffed cow intestines. This was accompanies by a large plate of french fries covered in garlic and parsley. The chorizo was delicious. The blood sausage was really interesting. It had a very crispy casing and a very soft mushy interior that was essentially coagulated blood and chunks of fat (mmm, mmm). The intestines, well, I had to try them. The flavor was meaty though they had the most horrible texture. They were not only gritty but you chew the thing for 5 minutes before you can swallow it. So, just to be nice, I would take a bite with a lot of spicy chimichurri (a type of sauce they serve with meat here) and then swallow it whole with a gulp of water. I left the rest of the intestines for my host dad. He loved them.

Once we finished that he ordered a slab of roasted beef. I couldn't tell you what the cut was but it was cooked perfectly, still on the bone, and was surrounded in melting fat. The beef here is truly a lot better than in the US. I hear the fat is lower in cholesterol too (hooray) since the cows are not only active but eat a real diet of grass and not corn.

This was followed up by some vanilla icecream studded with dulce de leche coated nuts and topped with hot chocolate sauce. It was a little much. I don't think I can hope to ingest as many calories in one day as yesterday and still fit into my pants. We will see. Today I am off to a park to meet up with a friend from Minnesotta. We are then walking to school together to hear our afternoon lecture on health safety precautions in Argentina. I start signing up for classes tomorrow. My life is about to get much much busier.

Random observation: The stoplights here turn not from green to yellow to red but rather from red to yellow to green. So, people fly through intersections on red lights all of the time because it changes from green to red immediately. On the other hand, the other cars just tear into intersections because they see the yellow light and think that it is going to turn green in a second so they must go. I am surprised I haven't seen any car accidents yet.