Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Next Life

One of the greatest quotes ever, by Woody Allen, the genius:

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and
get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.

2 comments:

  1. Tyler, you are too funny. I suppose most people hope to finish their life the way Woody describes the way he wished it would be. Oh, if we could only choose !!

    Anyhow, I hope you are feeling better. I am assuming that you made it out of town on your adventure....since there were no more recent blogs since Tuesday.

    Enjoy!!!!! Write when you get back to Buenos Aires and let me know how it was.

    Love,

    Mom

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  2. Oh woody allen :)

    I hope you are feeling better, there is nothing more i hate than being sick so take care of yourself! As I'm sure you know senior's capstones are this weekend and Becca's piece both feels and looks great after a plethora of changes. I actually invited a couple professors to come and of course my advisor arrived too late for a seat but two others came as well as kate and lindsay leaving me with an altogether warm and fuzzy feeling. Wishing you the best!
    Tess

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